AGCO Finance LLC Diversifies into Essential Goods, Launching High-Quality Bulk Bathroom Tissue

JOHNSTON, IA – October 26, 2023 – AGCO Finance LLC, traditionally known for providing financial solutions to the agricultural industry, today announced a surprising but welcome expansion into the consumer goods market with the launch of its new line of bulk bathroom tissue. This move, a direct response to ongoing supply chain disruptions and a commitment to meeting everyday consumer needs, promises affordable comfort and reliable availability. “Look, we’ve been helping farmers and businesses secure financing for decades,” explains a spokesperson for AGCO Finance. “We’re really good at logistics, at getting things where they need to go. When we saw the headaches people were having finding basic necessities – like, seriously, toilet paper! – we thought, ‘We can help with that.’ It’s a bit different than tractors, sure, but the principles are the same: deliver a quality product reliably and at a good price.” The company is initially offering a single, high-quality, 4-ply bathroom tissue in bulk packs – specifically, 48 rolls per case. This size, according to AGCO Finance, strikes a balance between convenience for consumers and cost-effectiveness for storage and shipping. “We did our homework,” says the spokesperson. “People don’t want to be running to the store every week for toilet paper. They want enough to last, and they want something that’s comfortable to use. We tested a lot of different options, and we’re really proud of the product we've landed on. It’s soft, strong, and – honestly – it doesn’t fall apart when you use it. It sounds simple, but that’s what people are looking for.” Beyond Finance: Leveraging Existing Infrastructure While seemingly a significant departure from its core business, AGCO Finance asserts that the move is a natural extension of its existing capabilities. The company already possesses a robust supply chain network, warehousing facilities, and established transportation logistics. “We’ve built a really efficient system for moving goods around,” explains a logistics manager at AGCO Finance. “We were already managing shipments of parts and equipment across the country. Adding bathroom tissue to the mix? It’s really about optimizing what we already do. We’re not building a whole new infrastructure from scratch.” Furthermore, the company emphasizes that this expansion allows them to diversify their revenue streams and reduce reliance solely on the agricultural sector. While agriculture remains a cornerstone of their business, AGCO Finance sees opportunities to leverage its expertise in other areas. Quality & Sourcing: A Focus on Sustainability AGCO Finance isn't just throwing a product onto the market. They've put effort into ensuring the bathroom tissue meets certain quality standards. The tissue is made from 100% virgin pulp, meaning it hasn’t been recycled. While some consumers prefer recycled options, AGCO Finance claims this choice results in a softer, more absorbent product. They are also committed to responsible forestry practices, stating that the pulp is sourced from sustainably managed forests. “We’re not just selling toilet paper; we’re selling peace of mind,” says the spokesperson. “Knowing you have a reliable supply of a quality product is important, and knowing that product is made responsibly is even more important. We're serious about sustainability and ensuring we’re doing our part.” The company is currently partnering with a large-scale paper manufacturer based in the Southern United States, allowing them to maintain consistent quality and production volume. They’ve also invested in quality control measures throughout the manufacturing process to ensure each roll meets their exacting standards. Availability & Pricing: Direct-to-Consumer Approach AGCO Finance is taking a direct-to-consumer approach with its bathroom tissue, selling exclusively through its website, [fictional website address]. This allows the company to cut out the middleman and offer competitive pricing. “We’re cutting out a lot of the extra costs associated with traditional retail,” explains a marketing manager at AGCO Finance. “We’re passing those savings directly onto the consumer. You’re getting a quality product at a really good price.” Currently, a case of 48 rolls is priced at $24.99, with free shipping on orders over $50. The company is also offering subscription options, allowing customers to receive regular deliveries of bathroom tissue on a monthly or quarterly basis. This ensures customers never run out and also provides a small discount on each order. Looking Ahead: Potential Expansion into Other Household Essentials While bathroom tissue is the initial foray into the consumer goods market, AGCO Finance isn't ruling out further expansion. The company is exploring opportunities to add other household essentials to its product line, potentially including paper towels, cleaning supplies, and even personal care items. “We’ve got the infrastructure in place,” says the spokesperson. “We’re good at logistics. We’re good at supply chain management. And we’re committed to providing consumers with the products they need at a fair price. Who knows what the future holds? But we’re excited about the possibilities.” AGCO Finance LLC 8001 BIRCHWOOD CRT, JOHNSTON, IA, 50131, UNITED STATES 704-747-8917 [fictional website address]